Do you look forward to winter and shoveling snow at 6 am, before you leave for work, when it is -20?
If you said yes, then you are definitely the minority!
Here are 9 humorous tips on “how to get out of shoveling snow this winter!”:
- Sell your house and move to a townhouse or apartment.
- Go away for the winter and throw caution to the wind.
- Don’t shovel, don’t answer the door and ignore the notices from bylaw.
- Call all of your outstanding favours from friends when a heavy snowfall happens.
- If you are a Dad, guilt your kids into doing it by saying how old you are and they owe you.
- If you are a Mom, guilt your kids into doing it by giving them 3 options: make dinner, clean the house or go shovel the sidewalk. No matter which one they choose it’s a win!
- Fake an injury. Make sure your neighbors and family notice it.
- Buy a snow blower and practice having fun using it!
- Avoid the stress and hire a snow removal company.
At Earth Smart Property Solutions we offer snow removal and we actually enjoy it! Learn more here.
On the bright side, shoveling snow is great exercise, allowing you to burn off a few extra calories, very rewarding when you can safely get your car out of the garage and it enables you to get some fresh air and enjoy the beauty of winter.
Happy shoveling!
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